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« on: February 22, 2010, 03:42:14 PM »

> Silly Bird Riddles
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> What birds spend all their time on their knees?
> Birds of prey.
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> What do you call a very rude bird?
> A mockingbird.
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> Where do birds meet for coffee?
> In a nest-cafe.
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> What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
> Fowl play.
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> What language do birds speak?
> Pigeon English.
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> What do you give a sick bird?
> Tweetment.
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> What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
> A bird that will talk you ear off.
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> What happened when the owl lost his voice?
> He didn't give a hoot.
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> What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?
> A great walkie-talkie.
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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2010, 01:17:22 PM »
Your sis sent you that too? XD Those are some pretty cheeser jokes. XP
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2010, 09:05:30 AM »
Quote from: Livin4jesus on March 03, 2010, 01:17:22 PM
Your sis sent you that too? XD Those are some pretty cheeser jokes. XP



lol  yup...
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« Reply #3 on: March 09, 2010, 11:01:40 PM »

Have have two birds and they aren't anything like that.  Tongue
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« Reply #4 on: March 10, 2010, 03:32:54 PM »
lol
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« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2010, 09:49:55 AM »
Birds are just mouths with feet. All they want to do is puncture your fingers.
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